Los Angeles Times reports that Ashton Kutcher will replace Charlie Sheen in "Two and a Half Men," the No. 1-rated comedy on television. CBS and Warner Bros. Television also confirmed it this morning. The new role for the former star of the sitcom "That '70s Show" puts to rest a huge question mark for the network as it prepares to face advertisers in New York City with its slate of new fall programming. "We are so lucky to have someone as talented, joyful and just plain remarkable as Ashton joining our family," said Chuck Lorre, creator and executive producer of "Two and a Half Men." "If I was any happier, it'd be illegal."